Scientists in Scotland cloned a sheep. “Dolly” became very famous, but was rarely seen in public. There are rumors. It is said there was a mistake in the lab when they worked on the clone DNA. Somebody reversed a small portion of the DNA (probably a gene or two were backwards). Unfortunately, as a result the cloned sheep could only say “aaab aaab.”

If I were an enzyme, would you let me be in your DNA proteome so I could unzip your genes?

Unfortunately, there’s

DNA = Do Not Anticipate

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

Everybody knows the DNA is a double helix. It looks like a staircase. Yes, but from whence does it descend, and to whence will it ascend?

You heard about the clone technician who thought the meiosis was only half done.

DNA is something everybody has but can’t keep forever.

Isn’t DNA like being stranded between heaven and earth?

Who said DNA was a twisted idea?

How do you get to first base with DNA?

In the great boat of life, he went out with the nucleotide.