Simple rules:
You will be given an answer by a famous scientist to the question of why the chicken crossed the road.
You figure out which scientist.
This is not easy, and sometimes sneaky.
Answers are below the break.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

#1. Answer: It thought it would be illuminating.

#2. Answer: To get to the nearest phone.

#3. Answer: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

#4. Answer: It cannot be proved whether the chicken crossed the road.

#5. Answer: Crossing the road was the path with the minimum value of propagation time.

#6. Answer: To keep up with current events.

#7. Answer: She crossed the road to radiate her enthusiasm.

#8. Answer: To observe the effect on passing cars.

#9. Answer: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.

#10. Answer: Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on the other side.

#1. Thomas Edison
#2. Alexander Graham Bell
#3. Aristotle
#4. Kurt Gödel
#5. Pierre de Fermat
#6. Andre Ampere
#7. Marie Curie
#8. C.J. Doppler
#9. Jean Foucault
#10. Karl Gauss