Unfair to compare

Ten points in common.

Drug Dealers:
…..Computer Software Industry:
1. Refer to clients as ‘users.’
…..1. Refers to clients as ‘users.’
2. “The first one is free!”
…..2. “Download a free trial version!”
3. Use lots of jargon: ‘stick,’ ‘rock,’ ‘dime bag.’
…..3. Use strange jargon: ‘bits and bytes,’ ‘RTFM,’ ‘Java.’
4. Exploit the 14-25 year-old market.
…..4. Exploits the 14-25 year-old market.
5. Provide newer, more potent designer mixes.
…..5. Constantly updating and adding potent features.
6. Employ pushers, pimps, and hustlers.
…..6. Employ salesmen, marketers, and lawyers.
7. Products cause addictions.
…..7. Online porn, computer games (’nuff said).
8. Muscle into market monopoly.
…..8. Competitive goal: Market monopoly.
9. Cut product quality for profit.
…..9. Cut product quality for profit.
10. Customer service: You want what?
….10. Customer service: Is it that you are wanting of something?

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